Okay I stole this from Bueseasparkle who in turn stole it from SMAFpro, yeah life is weird.


1. What's your middle name?
Cody officially the worst middle name ever.

2. What are you listening to right now?
The crinkling sound of my blue tongued skinks belly scales as he sleeps on my chest.

3. What was the last thing you ate?
The last of my chocolate santa.

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
I dunno, I hate the phone.

5. Do you drink?
Never, it's for stupid people.

6. Do you smoke?
  This is even stupider.

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
I notice their looks first, (I think everyone does), but then I get to know them, and then I stalk them (jk).

8. What is your hair color?
Dark brown. (wishes it was black)

9. What is your eye color?
HAZEL!

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Nah, I once tried Aviators, but they aren't for me.
Maybe I'll get some contacts so I look like I'm blind. Then I'll wear tights and a tunic, carry a falcon,and a staff, and maybe a certain female will notice me. :3

11. Dogs or cats?
I prefer dogs, except I love my kitty more than any dog.

12. What's your favorite animal?
Reticulated python, Tegus, and maybe my kitty.

13. What's your favorite television show?
Either pokemon, or Dexter.

14. What's your favorite movie?
I love movies that make you think, and movies that have a good ending (now I don't mean a happy ending, as I love a good tragedy). As much as I love romantic movies, I can't watch them because they remind me of how lonely I am in that department.

15. What's your favorite band/singer?
I don't like music. Next.

16. How old are you?
I am eternal as time itself.

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
.....well, if by crush you mean; INSANE AMOUNTS OF HOPELESS LOVE FOR A CERTAIN BEAUTIFUL FEMALE WHOM I LOVE ABOVE ALL OTHERS!!!! then yes.

18. What's your sexual orientation?
I like the women.

19. What's your favorite color?
If black doesn't count, then red, or purple, or pink, or blue, or ANYTHING BUT ORANGE!!!

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?  
Whenever I say something stupid to the girl I like (which happens daily).

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Well Garret from quest for camelot.


22. What were you like when you were a kid?
I was kind, compassionate, and trustworthy, then I realized the world doesn't reward you for stuff like that.

23. What would your dream house be like?
A mediocre home with enough room to house my reptiles (and cat), and it must come with a female who will love me.

24. What last made you laugh?
Reading Brea's question thingy.

25. What is your favorite word?
Mediocre, it describes me in so many ways.

26. What is your least favorite word?
Lonely. I experience it far too often.

27. What turns you on?
Nothing really physical "turns me on" but I do love a kind person, someone who cares for other people more than herself.
Just like- *Breanna punches me in the face*


28. What turns you off?
The kind of people who only care about themselves, and are willing to hurt other people to get what they want.

29. What is your star sign?
Leo!

30. What are your favorite books?
Any of the sad excuses for book that I write.

31. Do you have any siblings?
I have a sister, who's pretty cool.

32. Do you like to dance?
I wish I could dance, but I'm just so terrible at it. I'm like a walrus trying to walk on a tightrope when I try to dance. *wishes I could dance like Spanish Buzz*

33. What is your definition of cheating?
......Doesn't this question answer itself.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  I have never been given the opportunity, and I never would. I could never hurt someone I love in that way.

35. Do you regret anything?
Yes, I regret everything I've ever said to a certain female. I swear I can't open my mouth without saying something stupid.

36. Do you have any phobias?
I have an intense fear of loneliness, I'm the kind of person who can't survive without love.

37. Ever broken any bones?
Yep, broke my toes when I dropped a weight on them.

38. Ever come close to death?
Had an encounter with a rattlesnake, almost drowned, almost fell off a cliff, flirted with Raye around Breanna, I think I've been pretty damn close to death.


39. What is your religion, if any?
Christianity, I think.
I'm going through a bit of a doubting period. I imagine it'll clear up later

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
Oh don't remind me! I hate those places, they don't help at all, make me feel worse!

41. Are looks important in a relationship?
Looks aren't important what-so-ever If you truly love this person, they will be beautiful no matter what. If all you do is chase people around because of their looks, then real love is going to slip right by you without you even noticing.

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
My mother I think, but I do inherit my dad's bad attitude, short temper, and eagerness to punch people.

43. What is your favorite season?
Summer, it's the one time I can be away from school, and away from the torture of love's taunts.

44. Do you have any tattoos?  
Nope.

45. Do you have any piercings?
I don't do that piercing stuff.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
One, and even that was short lived. I long for nothing more than to have a long term relationship.

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Not really, I really liked Harley Quinn from batman when I was younger.
mmmm those legs......

48. Who is your celebrity crush?
Taylor Swift, Legitimately, I love her voice, and her hair.......*sigh*

49. Are you a virgin?
The act of making love should only occur between people who truly love each other, and since I have never had anyone love me back, I must say yes to this.

50. Do you get jealous easily?
Mostly of fictional characters that my crush crushes on.

51. What is your favorite type of food?
Anything that's meat!

52. Do you ever want to get married?
Indeed, this is actually my dream. To find someone who will return my affections, and banish the empty void I have living inside my blackened abyss of a heart.

53. Who was your first kiss with?
  Kiss, with me? *sigh* This term is alien to me, not that I haven't thought about it, but no one has ever loved me enough to kiss me.

54. Have you ever been cheated on?
Refer to the last half of the last sentence of Question 53.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
A quiet night with a movie or two, preferably ones we've seen before, so we can talk about things, and just be together (all the while acting like the kids that we are).

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
I act like a extrovert, but I am in introvert at heart.

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
The universe is infinitely gigantic, the idea that we are the only planet with life on it is preposterous. That and I'm a Time lord.

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
I wish I had at least a little bit of charm.

59. What is your saddest memory?
My saddest memory is still being written; my loneliness.

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, love at first sight basically means, you think the other person is beautiful. Trying to base love off of looks alone is the stupidest thing you could possibly do. Hell, I had been blind to the most beautiful person I've ever met until I recently got to know her. You need to actually know someone before you can love them.

61. Do you believe in soul mates?
I do, I am a serious romantic (I'm just a stupid romantic)

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Hell yeah, Black n' red!

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
If someone did, then I don't care.

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
I don't give two shits about money, as long as I can be with a women whom I love, and who loves me back, I'm perfectly content, I don't need some stupid bits of paper, and metal to be happy.

65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
1. I was attacked by a peacock.
2. I actually used to be a crazy cat guy as a kid.
3. I long for love above everything else in the world.

66. Who are you jealous of?
I don't know who my crush has a crush on, but whoever it is, I'm jealous of him.
That or Garret from quest for camelot.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
Nope, my bed is as empty as my heart. Just me and a blanket.

68. How long was your longest relationship?
A couple days, maybe a week. I'm not sure, I'd like to pretend it never happened.

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Who cares how full it is, whatever's in it is probably poison.

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
They could be kind to me, and listen to me, and be there when I need them (I know that sounded cliche but that's honestly what I think). That or let me play with their hair. Because I love hair.

71. Who is your most loyal friend?
My most loyal friend is my buddy ol' pal Dusk, we are the best sky rim nerds in the galaxy.

72. Are you in a relationship?
Unfortunately no, that could change IF THIS ONE GIRL WOULD REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND WHAT I WOULD DO FOR HER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
If I ever did, it would be her personality.

74. Are you a bad person?
Absolutely. I tied your girlfriend to the railroad tracks, burned down a children hospital, and ate puppies for dinner. No reason, I'm just evil.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I'm both, because if you want to love you have to fight for it.

But really, I'm much better at fighting then loving. As much as I wish it was the opposite.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?
I watched Austin powers with my two best friends.

77. What is your favorite quote and why?
I have way too many, but here's some of my favourites.
1. "Nice guys finish last, but nice guys finish best."
2. "Once you have lost everything, you fear nothing."
3. "It's all fine and dandy that the big tree falls hard, but how do you plan on tripping the big tree?"
4. "That's what I'm here for, delivering unpleasant news, and witty one liners"


78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
I'm afraid that I'd loose the last bit of my old self I have left, and I'd complete my transformation into the soulless monster I was becoming.


79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Mankind's existence.

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
I would tell all the people I've ever loved how much they mean to me.

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
It's funny I remember my dreams with perfect accuracy. I had one where my buddy Scott was building Noah's ark while Mandy tried to convince Dusk to help her build and S&M dungeon. There was one where me and my friends were all ponies, and we were questing together. I had another where I was riding on the back of a giant golden ostrich trying to save a princess.
I've had some weird ones.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I can't be happy without a relationship.

83. Who were you in a past life?
Probably a reptile of some kind, maybe a cute little garter snake that got killed by a cat.

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
Catching my first snake.

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
  I have not felt anything else.


86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
A guy named Visa, who'd I'd blame everything on.


87. If you were the president, what would you do?
Ban outdoor cats, stop shark finning.rattlesnake round-ups, and farm ostriches.


88. What is your ideal career?
Being in graphic design, or a writer. (I'd love to be an actor, but I gave up on that dream long ago)

89. What is your political affiliation?
I don't care for politics.


90. Are you conservative or liberal?
They are both boring.

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
The female body! All those curves! So much more fun to draw.


92. Do you like kissing in public?
I don't know, I've never kissed anyone before. But as far as I'm concerned I should be able to express my love however I please (even if it involves Taylor Swift, a boa constrictor, and a banana cream pie).

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
Damage to the ecosystem or make everyone love reptiles!

94. Where would you like to live?
As long as I have love I don't care.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
Depends on who's going with me.
If I could take a certain someone with me, I'd go to Russia.
If I'm by myself, I'll take Australia.

96. Describe yourself in one word.
Mediocre.


97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
A sad lonely human being, who puts on a show to try to hide his true feeling about everything, and who's pursuit of his dream is constantly being destroyed.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Still looking for love.

99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
Just making my favourite female smile.

100. What is the meaning of life?
love.